Saddest Virgin

So today I woke up with a cold, FUCK. *sigh* Well can't do much but just be inside my house all day and try to not go out in the cold. So aside from starting to read my new book The Hour Between and sleeping in, I listened to some Howard Stern on Sirius-XM. Aside from having one of the funniest comedians out there Dave Attell, he also had a contest called "THE WORLD'S SADDEST VIRGIN."

Pretty depressing somewhat depressing listening to these guys. As the title suggest it's about 3 virgins in their 24 who haven't been laid. You might say, so their virgins that's not sad I've heard of a 40 year old virgin. True, but what makes these guys very sad virgins is that they have a disability that makes the opposite sex not even talk or approach them. These guys make you be thankful for your own life.

Peter was the first sad virgin to be introduced. What was Peter's disability was that he had a speaking disorder. Whenever Peter spoke it was very hard to understand. It was so hard to understand him, that Will who had the pre-interview over the phone thought Peter had claimed that Bruce Lee taught him kung-fu. What Peter had actually said over the phone was that he learned kung-fu from Bruce Lee's son Brandon----by watching him in the movies.



Alex was the second guy to be introduced that was a virgin. Now Alex was much sadder case than Peter. What made Peter a sad virgin was the he was in a wheel-chair, but his legs were not the only thing that didn't work, his hands also didn't work. And another thing he suffered from was that he also had a speaking disability.



Richard was the third virgin. Richard is already known since he's been on the show previously. Richard'd disability is that he has moles all over his body, except downstairs.



So like always the judges were Howard, Robin, and Fred (Artie wasn't there). And the winner of the contest, which was to go to the AVN awards was ...Alex. In a way looking and listing to poor Alex you do see this as a thing he deserved more than the other 2.


So enough of that, Another thing my day consisted of was finding out who I got for Secret Santa. And the person i got was someone who i literally barely know. Thank god for the wish list they have in Elfster. Makes it very much easier especially when you don't know the individual. Even though what they have on their wish list is just a Old Navy gift-card. I feel like just telling them that maybe a better option would be to actually get her a gift-card from the better store GAP and not the lower level ghetto one Old Navy. As for me I was able to make my list. Like the previous year i make a list since many of the things I wish for are hard to find. I have a picky taste since I love Indie movies, not your average book, or a cd from some hard indie band.

I'm happy the price range is actually higher this year. This year it's at $25.00 making it a little more flexible to buy better presents.